PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS - AKIRA

[menially]

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Guy.

Do not touch the coffee machine.

[DO NOT!!!!! HE WILL COMMIT MURDER YOU THINK I'M JOKING BUT I'M NOT!!]

[menially]

How else am I supposed to learn how to use it????

[Easy way to fix this:

immediately head to the kitchen

Akira will follow along for fear of the coffee machine

foolproof plan]

[survivaltricks]

[oh my god]

[WITH AN AMUSED HUFF, HE JUST. FALLS INTO STEP NEXT TO GUY]

By watching me use it, doofus.

[menially]

And test my aging memory?

[his ancient decrepit 23-year-old memory]

Hands-on experience means it sticks in your mind better!

[survivaltricks]

Then you can repeat what I do afterwards. I believe in you.

Sometimes you can teach old dogs new tricks.

[menially]

[he is gonna hover excitedly like a little kid the entire time so HAVE FUN WITH THAT]